I work with an elderly woman who is old enough to be my great grandma. I walk by her saying hi & good morning. She mean mugs me & say nothing good this early in the morning. A while later she walks into my work area & mean mugs me again.
"I know you stole my gloves you little snake! Give them back to me right now!" She declared grumpily at me.
"Now why the fuck would I go over there & steal the gloves over there when they are two sizes too small for me? I didn't do anything other than walk by... Now if it's going to bother you that badly... I'll go grab you another box Miss G." I walked over to the station where the gloves are & grabbed her a brand new box.
"You know why I think that you stole them! You went into my area & the next thing I knew they were gone. You trouble making over grown child." - Miss G with her arms crossed looking up but down at me
I laughed & went to hand her the box
"You ought to apologize for my inconvenience of having to leave my area." - Miss G added frowning deeper
I walked right back to her area with the box of gloves. She followed as quickly as she could huffing & carrying on mad as a hornet. I handed her the brand new box of gloves & lifted a bag that had covered the original box.
"See, I didn't touch them. Just gotta move some things around & you'll find the shit that you hid & forgot about. You just wanted an excuse not to work. I have no time for this."
"I swear you are playing tricks on me. Making me look bad! I still haven't gotten an apology trouble making child!" - Miss G
"You won't get one either! Not my fault you placed a bag over it then forgot what you did in the middle of doing it." I rolled my eyes & turned to walk away
She shook her fist at me, "You need to behave yourself!"
I turned back to her & stuck my tongue out at her just before I rounded the corner. "That won't happen until the day I die."